1 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:54,010 That's the U .S. Army for you. 2 00:00:55,150 --> 00:00:59,930 17 months in a POW camp. When you get out, you're going to need a piece of ass 3 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:00,930 for a meal. 4 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:01,970 You get? 5 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:07,450 No way. Give you a bucket full of potatoes, nice sharp knife. 6 00:01:07,950 --> 00:01:09,110 Back on KP! 7 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,170 I swear to God. 8 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:14,410 Mike Porter. I'm Harry. 9 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:15,750 Harry, how's it going, Lieutenant? 10 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:18,530 Not too bad, eh? Just call me Ted. 11 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,680 We've been together long enough in that bloody camp. 12 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:24,660 Hey, we just get out and look what they do to you, eh? 13 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,840 I don't believe it. They got you fitted up well, haven't they? You expecting a 14 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,840 flood? 15 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:34,580 Oh, never mind. In a couple of days, we'll be back home with our love. Oh, 16 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:35,580 hungry. 17 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,680 Well, 18 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,720 more potatoes, if you like. 19 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,900 Thanks a lot. No gravy. 20 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,720 But anyway, let's remind you. 21 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:47,400 Did I tell you about Bonnie, my wife? 22 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:50,340 Yeah, yeah. We used to belong to a swing club. What? 23 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:51,840 Swing club. 24 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,020 Is that right? 25 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:57,200 Yeah. We used to have people coming over to our house every, I don't know, 26 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,620 Friday or Saturday, one or the other. 27 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:03,300 One day, we were expecting the usual pass of the folks come over, sucking 28 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:04,300 fucking my hand. 29 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,539 And the old lady was in the kitchen peeling some potatoes. 30 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:10,979 And I tipped in behind her. 31 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:32,010 And it was feeling good 32 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:34,450 too, but it was a little bit dry. 33 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:38,910 So I reached up next to the sink and on the counter she had a bottle of peanut 34 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:44,170 oil. And I took the peanut oil, and I poured it in my hand, and I slid it on 35 00:02:44,170 --> 00:02:47,110 number, and I want to tell you it felt good. 36 00:02:47,490 --> 00:02:53,370 Oh, man, it was slippery. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like a 37 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:57,610 good peanut oil when you are horny and laying in the kitchen and can't make it 38 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:58,610 to get your KY. 39 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:04,390 So I slipped this, and I took it, and I put it in between the titties, and Bunny 40 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:06,950 has got some titties, I want to tell you that right now. 41 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,890 And we were sliding. 42 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,240 I thought I was going to come right there. 43 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,440 But I wasn't going for it. 44 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:18,260 And she wasn't going for it. And neither one of us were. 45 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:21,960 So we decided what we need here is a little variety. 46 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,440 And I turned her every way but loose. 47 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:41,380 Now, if you're a fellow who's got a boob fetish like I have, there's nothing 48 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:42,840 like bunny's tits. 49 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:50,700 They are so big and so proud, and the nipples respond so fast, 50 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:53,240 it'll get your rocks off in a hot second. 51 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:14,250 Of course, there's nothing like a good piece of tail, too. 52 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:18,769 When you've got three places to choose from, it's very hard to know where to 53 00:04:18,769 --> 00:04:21,050 stick it first. Man, I would take Bunny's elbows. 54 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:29,410 Hey, Lieutenant, have you ever gotten what you call good head? 55 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:33,910 I mean the type of head that starts from the tip of your dick and goes right 56 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:34,930 down to your balls. 57 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:39,630 Oh, oh, Bunny can do it. 58 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,960 Let me tell you she can do it. It's cold on the kitchen floor, and I didn't 59 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,960 think I was going to be able to make it for a little while because it was hard 60 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:47,960 and uncomfortable. 61 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:52,260 That girl gets down, then she can suck a cock. 62 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,960 That's one thing she is known for doing. 63 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:08,460 This conversation just makes me horny right now. I can hardly wait to get back 64 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:09,460 there. 65 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:15,720 I don't know if you guys get people waiting, but one thing I'm going to do, 66 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:19,760 fact, the very first thing I'm going to do when I get back, is experience a 67 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,760 little more good head. 68 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:53,290 You know, after Bunny and I have been through so many swing clubs and swap 69 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:57,530 clubs, we've tried a little of this, we've tried a little of that, she's 70 00:05:57,530 --> 00:05:59,890 some girls, I've tried some more girls. 71 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:06,270 You know, you get kind of jaded after a while. Just straight -out bowling isn't 72 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:07,270 always enough. 73 00:06:09,590 --> 00:06:13,050 I find if you just introduce anything into the game, you know, I've got some 74 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:14,050 cucumbers. 75 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,760 Well, there's no reason to be shocked. 76 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:21,960 People have been having sex since the beginning of time. 77 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:24,900 They've been fucking in every position you can imagine. 78 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:29,180 In fact, I've been fucking in every position you can imagine. 79 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,400 It's got to come over sometimes. 80 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:33,680 Funny is one of the best ways that you have ever had in your life. 81 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:04,100 Fuck that girl. And I just rammed it to her. And I pumped. 82 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:09,300 And I shoved it in. Oh, God. Oh, 83 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,120 God. 84 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,120 Oh, God. 85 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,760 Oh, God. 86 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:50,530 I'm pretty glad that it was that way, because when we get back, we're going to 87 00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:51,670 have a really good relationship. 88 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:56,010 I don't really hope for all this swing stuff at all. 89 00:07:56,370 --> 00:07:59,050 It really turns me on. Hey, you guys, get over here. 90 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:00,630 Right now? 91 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:05,450 Well, see you guys. Take it easy. Have a good trip back to the States. 92 00:08:06,930 --> 00:08:12,070 I guess I'll be going back soon. I hope Carol's okay. I'm really looking forward 93 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:13,070 to seeing her again. 94 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:14,750 I wanted to write... 95 00:08:38,209 --> 00:08:41,330 I need you to help me out. 96 00:08:42,549 --> 00:08:46,470 Yeah, I know, I know. What do you want to fix, huh? Yeah. Hey, let me take some 97 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:49,530 pictures of him. No, will you just, will you cool it for a minute? 98 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:50,870 God damn. 99 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:53,970 Look, excuse me. Carol, this is Carl. 100 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:57,210 Carl? Hi. This is Carol. I didn't mean it, Carl. God damn. 101 00:08:58,310 --> 00:09:00,430 Dig, baby. Is this what you want, huh? 102 00:09:01,350 --> 00:09:02,370 That's what you want, huh? 103 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:03,950 That's good stuff, too. 104 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:05,410 I just got this in. 105 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:07,470 Good. Yeah. 106 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:13,810 About the best I've had in a long time. You want it bad, don't you? 107 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:15,150 Come on. 108 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:16,230 Well, you don't have any money. 109 00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:17,450 Yeah. 110 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:21,410 Well, I'll come up with it. Let me take some pictures of her, Carl. Come on. 111 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:24,650 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You come here because 112 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:25,489 you need to. 113 00:09:25,490 --> 00:09:28,010 You know Daddy's always ready to take care of you, right? 114 00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:29,290 Good, good. 115 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,070 Oh, yeah, I know what you're doing. 116 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:34,670 Will you sit down and calm yourself? 117 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:35,870 Jesus. 118 00:09:36,349 --> 00:09:39,390 All right, I'm gonna put this under here now. We all know where it's at. It's 119 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:42,650 safe, right? You know, I got it. I need a favor. 120 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,750 I've always, I've always helped you out, right? 121 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,830 Every time you needed it? 122 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:50,450 Well, 123 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:52,830 Dick, anyway, here, make yourself comfortable. 124 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,550 You're all tensed up. You come into my house, relax. 125 00:09:56,310 --> 00:10:00,290 I always take good care of you. Can you do me a favor? 126 00:10:00,670 --> 00:10:03,730 You know, I'm always right there to help you out, man. I want you to help me 127 00:10:03,730 --> 00:10:04,729 out. 128 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,310 Well, Carl here, he's a camera freak. 129 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,870 Yeah. And he would like to take some pictures of you. 130 00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:11,470 Come on. 131 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:13,370 You're not going to have it? 132 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:15,930 Yeah, right. I'm going to take care of you. 133 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,430 Well, just, just, come on. 134 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,150 Put your arms down. Relax. She'd like to take some pictures, but you've got to 135 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:21,150 be relaxed. 136 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:22,470 Let me see here. 137 00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:23,730 This is going to look. 138 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:25,730 Take your clothes off, Reno. 139 00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:28,070 Look, Carl, just curl it, will you? 140 00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:29,330 She's a little nervous. 141 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:32,650 I'll tell you, sweetheart, what I'm going to have to do is... 142 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:42,800 That's nice, Reno. 143 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,400 That's really nice. 144 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:46,340 Come on, hurry up. 145 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 I'm sorry. 146 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:56,280 Well, then after 147 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,800 this, I get the fix and I'm going. Right, right, right. When we're all 148 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:00,799 get the fix. 149 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,340 Where you can be on your way. You don't have to do that. 150 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,300 You told me it was just some pictures. 151 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,380 Put your arms up like this. 152 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:17,160 Look up at the ceiling. Look up at the ceiling. Come on. Give us a pretty girl 153 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,160 pose. Come on. 154 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,400 That's it. Now you got it, baby. Now you got it. 155 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,080 Oh, Leo. 156 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,220 Oh. 157 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,400 Carl. She's taking pictures. Come on. 158 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:29,790 You don't have to do that. I mean, 159 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:35,090 I'm going now, and I don't... No, no, no, no. You want the fix? 160 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:39,170 You want the fix? If it wasn't for that, I would be gone. I know. That's why I'm 161 00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:39,869 hanging out. 162 00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:40,870 Now, here. 163 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:44,009 That's on us. 164 00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:45,210 Get us out of here. 165 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:47,990 It's all right. Pay attention to me. Don't pay attention to him. 166 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,270 It's all right. 167 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:50,890 Come on, let me go now. 168 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,870 I'll give you another favor sometime. 169 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:55,910 Baby, you want the fix? 170 00:12:01,339 --> 00:12:08,300 I don't like doing this stuff. 171 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,700 I don't like doing this stuff. 172 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:18,940 Hey, Reno? 173 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,060 Reno, I'm out of film. 174 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:26,590 They tell me you miss a toothache after you've had it long enough. But this is 175 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,590 one place I'm not going to miss. How about you, Porter? 176 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:30,670 Never. 177 00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:36,350 Well, I'm just really, really raring to get back. 178 00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:38,290 Let's cow this. 179 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:42,250 Oh, my God, what a lovely lady. 180 00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:26,689 Hey, 181 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:28,970 sweetheart. 182 00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:32,950 It's not so hard doing you, David. 183 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:36,050 Well, 184 00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:41,590 relax, will you? 185 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:23,319 Yes, we are. 186 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,320 Go ahead. 187 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,520 Give Carl some head now. 188 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:31,640 Go on. He really needs it. Go on. Give him some head, baby. You want a hip? 189 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:33,220 Huh? You want a fix? 190 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:34,960 Give him some head. 191 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,640 That's it. 192 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,820 That's it, girl. 193 00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:54,610 Nothing. 194 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:46,490 All right, kid. 195 00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,750 How do you like that golf? Good, huh? 196 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:50,630 All right, baby. 197 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:54,710 That's what you get here. Right there. 198 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,230 That's it. 199 00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,510 All right, Carl, let's get this over with. 200 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:01,710 All right, girl. 201 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:54,660 This is the parting of the ways now. Yeah. You know, we've really been 202 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:56,340 lot, and I hope we manage to keep in touch. 203 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,300 Certainly will. That's awesome. 204 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,500 Yep. I'll be calling you, Ted. You too. See you. See you. 205 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,640 Hey! 206 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:13,860 Wow! 207 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:16,080 Look at this. I love it. 208 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,300 Fantastic, 209 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,740 man. 210 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:37,530 Hey Harry, what about the rest of us? Yeah man, how are you? 211 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,049 Yes, yes. 212 00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:23,050 I just flew in. 213 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,070 Just flew in last night. 214 00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:26,550 Well, how are you? 215 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:27,790 Oh, I'm not bad. 216 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:31,490 I just came back from the camp. How are you? It's really nice to see you again. 217 00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:32,629 I'm asleep. 218 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,010 Oh, let me hug you, baby. 219 00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:35,610 It's so nice to... Oh! 220 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,350 Baby, I've been dreaming of this moment. 221 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:41,090 Oh, how are you? 222 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:43,310 Come and sit down. Okay. 223 00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:44,790 Come and sit down. 224 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,790 Wow, where did you get those clothes from? 225 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,530 Oh, I just bought them. 226 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,280 What are you doing? 227 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,640 Are you sure you want this? 228 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,480 What are you doing? 229 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,180 Careful. 230 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,840 Are you sure, Carol, you want to do this? 231 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,960 Oh, baby. 232 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,480 Why don't you just start back? 233 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,920 Oh, honey. 234 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,880 Honey. 235 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,900 Oh, that's fantastic. 236 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,440 Oh. 237 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,340 Oh. 238 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,100 Wow, it's good to see you again. Oh, God, it really is. 239 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:36,460 Oh. 240 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,500 Really? 241 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:05,460 Hey. I guess it is your turn because you haven't seen him in 40 years. 242 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:11,960 Oh, Bunny, how are you? 243 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,120 Stop. 244 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:56,060 Oh, yeah. 245 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Oh my God. 246 00:23:11,530 --> 00:23:12,530 That's great. 247 00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:14,790 It tastes great. 248 00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:19,470 Do you really like doing this? Oh, 249 00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:25,430 I must admit, it's been really a long time that I was over there. 250 00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:51,470 I never dreamed coming home would be like this. 251 00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:31,300 So Harry, what was the lag out in Nam? 252 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:34,360 Oh, it was ungodly. Yeah. 253 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,440 What was the sense like? You got any chicks there in the camp still? 254 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,960 Yeah, I got the four sisters on Thumb Street. It's been a while. 255 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,600 What an accident. 256 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,400 Yeah, but they're pretty foxy out there. What an accident. 257 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:53,459 I like that. 258 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,340 Hey, Harry. Oh, yeah? They said they're pretty foxy, the chicks out there, huh? 259 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,440 The L 'Oreal chicks. 260 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:01,990 Actually, some of them were quite nice, and the focala of the Australian from 12 261 00:25:01,990 --> 00:25:03,130 on up. Did they swing out there? 262 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:05,310 From 12? 263 00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:10,370 Did they have any Vietnamese swing clubs? I never saw a virgin over 11. 264 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,410 Did they have any Vietnamese swing clubs out there? 265 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:17,950 Well, not exactly swing clubs. Not like here in the States. 266 00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:21,470 Anyway, it's changed since you've been away, man. It's really, there are so 267 00:25:21,470 --> 00:25:25,290 now, you can't, you lost count of the time. Oh, it's really true. There's a 268 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,290 of swing clubs. 269 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,820 You just go and, you know. 270 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,000 Yeah. That's what you do. 271 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,520 Well, why don't we swing you right up here on the couch? 272 00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:37,500 That sounds like a winner. 273 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,040 Oh, what have we here? 274 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:45,360 That is, in case you haven't remembered, that is A .C. He hasn't seen him all 275 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,179 this time. 276 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:51,380 I didn't think he'd be here. I didn't think he'd been away that long that you 277 00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:52,380 wouldn't know what that was. 278 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:54,100 A .C. 279 00:25:54,499 --> 00:25:56,180 It is. Looks like one. 280 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,320 It is one. 281 00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:59,720 All right, George, I think we got one. 282 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,800 Wow, man. 283 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:11,340 So you didn't have a sweetheart out there, Harry, huh? 284 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:12,580 Oh, so good. 285 00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:14,500 Harry, you didn't have a girlfriend out there, huh? 286 00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:18,560 I think he said no. 287 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,740 I thought that's what he said. 288 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,420 It's kind of tricky to make your tongue do two jobs at once. 289 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:29,340 No, it isn't. 290 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,160 Not for Harry. 291 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,920 It's beautiful to be right inside you. 292 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,800 Oh, Ted, I love it. I love it. 293 00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:23,840 Oh, don't stop. Please don't stop. 294 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,760 This is heavenly. 295 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:41,280 Tell me you like it. I love it. 296 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,540 I love it. Do it to me. You're so beautiful. 297 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,860 You're so warm. 298 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,940 Oh, you're sweet. Oh, 299 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:53,100 I love you. 300 00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:19,220 I had 301 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:26,960 some 302 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,500 women back in there, but it was nothing like this baby. 303 00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,250 Oh, please. 304 00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:50,590 Oh, yes. 305 00:29:26,379 --> 00:29:28,560 I'm really glad we're doing it now. 306 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,920 Don't stop. 307 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,200 Don't worry. 308 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:44,280 Don't stop. 309 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:53,770 Your bum really turns me on. Oh. 310 00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,570 Oh. 311 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,040 Do you ever see a match like that before? 312 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:40,220 No, I haven't. I'm pretty sure. 313 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:41,780 It's called a permanent match. 314 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,480 Well, you do see them like that. 315 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,120 They've done a lot of stories. They just blow firewood and stuff. 316 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,620 Oh, that's cute. 317 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,600 Say, what's your name? 318 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,060 Dora. Porter. 319 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,500 Oh, hi, Porter. How are you? Pretty good. 320 00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:58,580 What are you doing? 321 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,600 You've got the same idea as I do. Really? 322 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,020 Well, myself, I'm kind of lonely. 323 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,840 I just like to be in company. 324 00:31:06,260 --> 00:31:08,140 Yeah, that's why I came here, too. 325 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:12,620 Just to have a drink and maybe meet somebody. 326 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,040 You know, I hear there's some pretty swinging places in this town. 327 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:19,940 Would you like to go try a few tonight? I would love to go try a few. 328 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,200 Why don't we finish our drinks here, and then we'll go paint the town red at 329 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:25,879 this place. 330 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,160 Oh, that would be a good idea. 331 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:28,840 Let's drink up. 332 00:31:36,649 --> 00:31:37,730 Ready? Sure. 333 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:39,630 Let's go. 334 00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:43,370 Ah, yeah. 335 00:31:43,630 --> 00:31:45,490 How many of these do you do in Vietnam, Harry? 336 00:31:47,450 --> 00:31:48,450 Not many. 337 00:31:48,930 --> 00:31:50,590 You know, 338 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:54,010 you should tell them what it's been like here in the United States. 339 00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:55,149 Oh, yeah. 340 00:31:55,150 --> 00:31:58,910 It's incredible, man. As soon as the swing clubs are out, you just lose track 341 00:31:58,910 --> 00:31:59,970 them. Really? 342 00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:04,210 I don't know what's been going on since I've been gone. Every week, I knew what 343 00:32:04,210 --> 00:32:06,350 happens, man. Oh, no kidding. 344 00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:07,650 Really? 345 00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:10,550 It's really mushrooms since I've been gone. Mushrooms of the world, man. Don't 346 00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:11,630 talk with your mouth full. 347 00:32:11,850 --> 00:32:12,850 Sorry about that. 348 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:17,870 Really? 349 00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:20,770 I haven't had that for four years. 350 00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:31,430 I really would like to join some of these swing clubs. 351 00:32:32,690 --> 00:32:35,650 That's not very difficult, man. You just go along and join the same day. They 352 00:32:35,650 --> 00:32:38,930 have ads in the papers now. 353 00:32:39,210 --> 00:32:40,410 So you can just join. 354 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,210 Swing magazines. 355 00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:47,190 Beautiful. Don't quit now. 356 00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:04,170 Well, it's really changed, you know, from a little group to a house. Not a 357 00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:07,970 group. No, it's a lot of big groups. A lot of little groups. 358 00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:10,930 I went to a party with a hundred couples the other day. How did that grab you? 359 00:33:11,550 --> 00:33:12,710 A hundred couples? 360 00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:17,070 Yeah, in a big house like that. All fucking and sucking at one time? 361 00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:19,370 Yeah. It must have been World War II. It was. 362 00:33:20,870 --> 00:33:23,370 They had 50 mattresses on the floor. 363 00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:24,690 That was good. 364 00:33:25,010 --> 00:33:26,950 Yeah, well, it's gotten to that point now. 365 00:33:27,190 --> 00:33:28,190 Oh, God. 366 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,510 All this happened since I've been gone. 367 00:33:46,130 --> 00:33:52,530 We did too many odd things. 368 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:07,910 What a 369 00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:29,550 beautiful 370 00:35:29,550 --> 00:35:30,550 body. 371 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,220 Oh, this is fantastic. 372 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,780 Oh, kid, this is beautiful. 373 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,040 I love it. 374 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,760 Everything you do is so good. 375 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,640 Oh, boy. 376 00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:14,020 Don't stop me. 377 00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:20,510 Oh, baby. 378 00:36:21,210 --> 00:36:26,710 Oh, yeah. 379 00:36:29,650 --> 00:36:31,050 What? 380 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:37,530 Oh, yes. 381 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,060 Oh, baby, something. 382 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:57,520 Okay, let me... Lie back. 383 00:36:58,620 --> 00:36:59,660 Yes, baby. 384 00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:37,890 Oh, I had a couple times back in there. 385 00:37:39,310 --> 00:37:41,210 But it was nothing like this. 386 00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:42,790 Nothing. 387 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,460 Oh, Mother, come. 388 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:53,580 Oh, baby, come. Oh, she's coming. 389 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,100 Come on. Oh, baby, come. 390 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:08,140 Oh, baby. 391 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:14,080 Oh, yeah. 392 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,840 Thank you. 393 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,600 What's that? 394 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:12,540 My God, what's that? 395 00:39:13,140 --> 00:39:14,620 What is it? 396 00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:16,360 Oh, my God. 397 00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,100 Expectedly. Scotch, my dear? 398 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:01,360 Oh, the Scotch is fine. 399 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,960 Oh, Scotch. When? 400 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,540 When? Okay. 401 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:09,520 What am I doing? Shall we have a toast to our first meeting? 402 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:10,900 We sure should. 403 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,960 Love you. 404 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,100 You don't find many of them in the Scotch, do you? 405 00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:21,840 No, I haven't got a costume to a long time ago. 406 00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:23,640 How do you like my house? 407 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:27,440 It looks pretty good. Oh, I, uh... You know... 408 00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:30,710 I've never seen a water bed before. How did you know that was a water bed? 409 00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:32,650 Oh, yes. 410 00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:45,370 It's been a long time since I've had you. 411 00:40:45,670 --> 00:40:46,670 Oh, yeah. 412 00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:54,770 Oh, why don't you 413 00:40:54,770 --> 00:40:55,770 get down here? 414 00:40:57,529 --> 00:40:59,410 Okay, buddy, come over here to me, baby. 415 00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:01,290 Let's go change. 416 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:07,330 Oh, 417 00:41:07,930 --> 00:41:08,930 I love you. 418 00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:12,250 That's even better. 419 00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:16,750 Oh, 420 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:25,370 buddy, 421 00:41:25,490 --> 00:41:26,490 you have a nice tongue. 422 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:41,780 How does it feel, Harry, buddy? 423 00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:43,920 Oh, yeah. 424 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,960 Gotta get to your house. 425 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,940 Can I put my drink down? 426 00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:19,220 Sure. 427 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,580 So what was the war like? 428 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,000 Nothing to ask about, you know. 429 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:35,800 I'm sure there must be something to talk about. 430 00:42:36,780 --> 00:42:38,980 He's talking about us. He's gonna talk about us. 431 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,900 I think you're right. 432 00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:47,420 I get five years to breathe. 433 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,780 We're gonna go to some nice, fine places. 434 00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:52,280 I get a good signal. 435 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:55,420 It's going to be... You have money? 436 00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:57,580 Well, just a little bit, nothing less. 437 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,880 How'd you get it? 438 00:43:00,850 --> 00:43:03,390 Rich Austin gave it to me. I bet. 439 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:45,490 I've always seen your body first. 440 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,490 I like to see your body too. 441 00:44:47,790 --> 00:44:48,790 Yeah. 442 00:44:50,450 --> 00:44:51,470 Okay, we'll compromise. 443 00:45:08,210 --> 00:45:09,310 Oh. Oh. 444 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,200 Oh, God. 445 00:45:57,180 --> 00:45:58,180 Well, 446 00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:02,540 Harry, how would you like to swing after four years? 447 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,500 I don't know. 448 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:22,320 Four years have gone by and here we are all back together again. Yeah, it's a 449 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,100 bit sudden maybe. You're not used to it yet, huh? 450 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:30,160 It takes some time to get back into it if you feel like getting back into it. 451 00:46:30,740 --> 00:46:31,740 It's just not the same. 452 00:47:13,610 --> 00:47:16,150 Thank you. 453 00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:03,540 Thank you. 454 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,360 I love you. 455 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:27,780 I could use a cigarette and another drink, sweetheart, please. 456 00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:29,500 Oh, I sure could, too. 457 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,140 Yes, I could. 458 00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:35,200 Here's your cigarette. 459 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,780 Oh, thank you. 460 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,480 Oh, wow. 461 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:47,180 You and that, that happy little life of yours that never, ever quit. It worked 462 00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:49,340 earlier. That's how I met you. 463 00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:06,660 Could I ever use a drink? 464 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:07,940 There's your drink, my dear. 465 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,460 Like, oh, have I got cotton now? 466 00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:17,540 There's my... Say, 467 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,160 you're a great fuck, did you know that? 468 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,520 Putting it bluntly, but that's what it's at. 469 00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:25,780 I haven't told that before. 470 00:51:26,140 --> 00:51:27,340 You're pretty damn good. 471 00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:32,700 I hate that you're not bad, but I don't want to give you a swollen head. 472 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,600 I did get me one. 473 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:35,960 I know. 474 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:37,560 Yep. 475 00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:42,340 Go with your heat. 476 00:51:44,340 --> 00:51:47,120 Well, you really want to know? 477 00:51:47,940 --> 00:51:49,520 You don't know how I'm going to get to know you. 478 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,300 Alright, if I tell you the truth, then you're going to have to tell me the 479 00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:54,300 truth. 480 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:56,440 I am a hooker. 481 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,220 I am also... 482 00:52:01,450 --> 00:52:06,110 I have to do, I do a lot of things. I do office work, I'm a working girl. 483 00:52:06,410 --> 00:52:09,350 I just do all kinds of things that come along that make money. 484 00:52:09,730 --> 00:52:10,910 You're not charging me, though. 485 00:52:11,630 --> 00:52:12,630 Well, you're different. 486 00:52:13,190 --> 00:52:17,070 I'm not interested in money from you. I'm interested in you. I happen to like 487 00:52:17,070 --> 00:52:21,490 you. I kind of hope maybe our relationship will go a little bit 488 00:52:21,490 --> 00:52:23,370 just a day. 489 00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:24,730 I'm glad to hear that. 490 00:52:26,790 --> 00:52:29,290 I guess I have to tell you about the occupation. 491 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,460 Where is your occupation, by the way? 492 00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:33,740 I'm a bum right now. 493 00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:35,720 I just got out of the service. 494 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,120 I thought so. 495 00:52:38,060 --> 00:52:40,000 You had a bum trip in the service, right? 496 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,300 Yeah, well, I spent 17 months in a POW camp. 497 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:44,700 Really? 498 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:45,920 Yeah. 499 00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:47,840 Oh, wow. 500 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,540 I don't know how my sons are doing now. A whole bunch of us got out at once. 501 00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:57,690 I thought something was... kind of sad and strange about you. You're very 502 00:52:57,690 --> 00:53:01,170 lonely. Yeah, all the other guys that I think I've talked about, like Harry, 503 00:53:01,330 --> 00:53:03,710 who's talking about his old lady all the time. They used to do the swingers 504 00:53:03,710 --> 00:53:04,710 thing all the time. 505 00:53:05,030 --> 00:53:08,450 And Ted, he's talked about his chick, and he never made his chick, you know? 506 00:53:08,470 --> 00:53:11,890 She's a virgin. They're going to be clean until they get married. 507 00:53:12,150 --> 00:53:19,090 Oh, great. You know, I've heard a lot about POWs, and, you know, how do 508 00:53:19,090 --> 00:53:20,090 they treat you? 509 00:53:20,150 --> 00:53:21,150 What is it like? 510 00:53:21,630 --> 00:53:22,630 What the hell? 511 00:53:23,170 --> 00:53:24,170 What the hell? 512 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:28,420 They wouldn't have made it if it wasn't for my friends, you know, Ted and Harry. 513 00:53:28,900 --> 00:53:30,480 I wonder what they're doing right now, too. 514 00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:35,420 Harry's probably into the swinging thing, and Ted with that virgin chick. 515 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,580 He's probably making out like a kid. 516 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,160 I hope so. I really hope so. 517 00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:42,760 That's probably what he's doing, flying right now.